Lyrics

Ain’t I a Handsome Fool (Tani) She’s goin’ nowhere tonight But I tell you that’s alright She turns heads just sittin’ here So I’ll have me another beer Yeah, I know she ain’t right for me All my friends can clearly see That I’d be better off if my taste ran more sensibly Chorus I’m not sensible And not reliable Or economical I might have a few quirks but I’m worth a little work I’m not practical And not dependable And I’m stranded at the junction of form and function Tunin’ the dial between comfort and style I can’t afford the fuel but she makes me look cool Ain’t I a handsome fool Bridge The steak is on the grill She’s my new purple pill She slow in the curves But she’s fast just sittin’ still She’s built for comfort, I concede But tonight she’s dressed for speed I’m a sucker for style And she’s got style by the mile But it takes a lot of cash To move all that style and class Two tons and twenty feet of chrome and glass